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In a stunning revelation that surely rocked the culinary world to its core, McDonald’s has allegedly faced defeat in a legal showdown with the one and only Jamie Oliver, a chef so discerning that even fast food giants tremble in his gastronomic presence. According to an unimpeachable source – a Facebook post dated May 11, 2021, to be exact – Oliver has valiantly proven that the fare peddled by McDonald’s is nothing short of a toxic concoction unfit for mere mortals like us. The gripping saga unfolds as Oliver, with a hero’s determination, supposedly exposed McDonald’s sinister use of “pink slime” in their burger patties. For those not in the know, “pink slime” is the affectionate term for meat processed with the utterly benign chemical ammonia hydroxide, as dubbed by the US Department of Agriculture’s microbiologist Gerald Zirnstein back in 2002. Of course, in the sophisticated realm of meat processing, it’s more formally recognized as lean finely textured beef. The pièce de résistance of this exposé is a graphic featuring Oliver nonchalantly clutching a McDonald’s burger and fries, as if to say, “Look at this masterpiece of culinary deceit.” The accompanying text triumphantly declares, “proves McDonald’s unfit for human consumption. McDonald’s forced to change it’s [sic] recipe.” In a moment of profound eloquence, Oliver supposedly quipped, “[W]e’re talking about meat that would have been sold as dog food and human beings are served after this process,” adding a dash of culinary poetry by labeling the meat as “pink shit.” If ever there was a mic drop moment in the annals of fast food criticism, this would undoubtedly be it. Now, let’s fast forward to the alleged legal showdown. Brace yourselves for the shocking truth: there was no such epic legal battle. Our diligent investigation reveals that McDonald’s, not one to shy away from the truth, had already bid farewell to the notorious “pink slime” back in 2012. ABC News, that venerable source of culinary enlightenment, reported on January 30, 2012, that McDonald’s had, of its own volition, decided to revamp its beef for burgers. The catalyst for this noble decision? An episode of the riveting TV show “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution,” aired a mere nine months earlier. Unfortunately, the original episode seems to be a mythical creature, nowhere to be found online. Nevertheless, the report claims Oliver unmasked the dark arts of McDonald’s by showcasing how leftover beef scraps, destined for the trash bin, were showered with ammonia hydroxide to obliterate bacteria. He artfully labeled this process as conjuring up the infamous “pink slime.” McDonald’s, apparently feeling the sting of Oliver’s culinary critique, issued a statement, not admitting defeat but rather suggesting an amicable parting of ways with the ammonia-soaked meat. They made it clear that this was in no way a response to any specific event, perhaps to maintain an air of nonchalance amidst the culinary turmoil. To add a final sprinkle of irony to this gastronomic drama, McDonald’s, in its frequently asked questions section, staunchly declares that its burgers are crafted from “100% pure beef,” disavowing any dalliance with the notorious “pink slime.” In conclusion, our thorough investigation unearthed no legal skirmish between Oliver and McDonald’s that forced the golden arches to alter their sacred burger recipe. But who needs facts when you have a Facebook post that oozes the irresistible aroma of sarcasm and culinary conspiracy? 22 November 2023 The McLegal Fiasco: Jamie Oliver’s Alleged Triumph Over ‘Toxic’ McDonald’s 22 November 2023 Silver Surfer’s Gender Swap: A Cosmic Catastrophe Marvel Fans Will Never Surf Past 16 November 2023 Walt’s Worst Nightmare: Mickey’s Dance Moves Leave Fans Wishing Upon a Different Star! 14 November 2023 A long time ago in a reality far, far away… 13 November 2023 16-Bit Triumphs: The Unforgettable Saga of the Best Super Nintendo Games 13 November 2023 Aurelian Wisdom: Balancing Tolerance and Self-Discipline in a Modern World 13 November 2023 The Resurgence of Dark Fantasy: A Reckoning in the Online Realm 13 November 2023 Disney’s Dirty Secret: Bowel Woes Emerge in Theme Park Queues 13 November 2023 Wonderland Unveiled: A Dive into Justin Hackney’s AI-Generated Cinematic Wonderland 08 November 2023 Robert Pattinson’s Astonishing Vocal Transformation in Studio Ghibli’s ‘The Boy and the Heron